F#@k!$g Fab Resources for Mother Hustlers - by Emily Cretella
Because sometimes, a mistake in life or business just calls for a big F#@K! 😉

Mama, if you’ve ever run into a closet to let out a big F#@K! so your kids couldn’t hear … or silently given your phone the middle finger while on an annoying client call … or screamed a huge string of expletives in the car by yourself — this post is for you.

We’ve been talking about being forgiving with your mistakes, seeing them as opportunities and reacting to them well — but sometimes, you just gotta accept those f#@ckers for what they are (mistakes) and move on.

So for today’s fab finds, we’re celebrating our MISTAKES with some fun, expletive-laced products. Which one is your favorite, mama?

#1: Expletivesâ„¢ Collection

This bracelet line from Metal Marvels is amazing. Feminist, bold, brave and swear-full — right up my alley. With bangles that read things like “Real queens fix each other’s crowns” and “I believe in the hustle, I don’t f#@k with luck”, you’re sure to find one that gets your mama-fist flying into the air.

#2: Swearing Coloring Books

Need to silently let out some aggression, while you relax? These adult coloring books are perfect. There are a ton of options available, so you can find one that fits your swearing style.* 😉

#3: Stop F#@K!ng Procrastinating Mug

Oh mama, do I need this one! A perfect and classy way to remind yourself to get your shit together on those off days.*

#4: Inappropriate Embroidery

There is something about embroidered expletives that I LOVE SO MUCH. I really can’t get enough. Here’s just one example, and I’ll be adding more of my favorites to our What Mama Needs Pinterest board.

#5: The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck

I once tried to get through The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo … until I realized how totally insane it was. Nice in theory, yes. But practical for a mompreneur? NO. This book looks a little more up our alley. Have you read it?

#6: Cursing Pins

I am a HUGE fan of pins. It’s my not-so-secret wish to start a pin collection — and maybe one day make some MotherHustle pins of our own … hmm … But in the meantime, pins that make a statement will have to do. Like this one.

Fuck You Pay Me Pins

Image via gypsywarrior.com

#7: F#@K Bad Vibes. Body & Hair Elixir

Want to spray away the bad vibes? Here you go. This elixir from Revolve says it “works to moisturize and soften dryness, reviving skin back to its natural water balance. The calming fragrance will help you deflect away negativity.” Take my money.

Fuck bad vibes - Revolve

Image via Revolve.com

Those are some of my fab f#@k!#g finds — but I’d love to see yours! Do you have a favorite swear-riddled product that helps you survive your mistakes? Link to them in the comments, or let me know on Facebook or Instagram. F#@king thanks, mama.

Emily Cretella is the founder of MotherHustle.com, as well as the copywriting and content marketing firm CursiveContent.com, where she helps clients create + share stories their audiences love.

She adores being mom to her two little ladies and drinking obscene amounts of coffee from mugs with pithy sayings. Find her on Instagram, and learn more about ways you can collaborate with MotherHustle. 


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